"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his h more Inspirational quotes"
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll m more Inspirational quotes"
"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for exampl more Inspirational quotes"
"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up. more Inspirational quotes"
"If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ri more Inspirational quotes"
"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad more Inspirational quotes"
