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Quotes by Billy Madison

"Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too."
By Billy Madison
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"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really,"
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"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
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"Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior"
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"Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy"
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"Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."
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"Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlo"
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"Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your r"
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